FULL LEGAL NAME:

Miss Jilly Very Berry

ALIASES:

Jilly Berry, JB

NICKNAMES:

Jilly, Berry, 'You!', 'Hey, stupid!', 'What's that smell?'

CURRENT CITY OF RESIDENCE:

Federal Way, Washington, United States of America, Northern Hemisphere, Planet Earth...somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy.

TRAVELS:

Chile (yum!); Dallas, Texas (yee haw!); Oregon (ooh...wow.); California (Disneyland, baby!); Miami, Florida (nice airport!); Minneapolis/St. Paul (watch out, Mall of America!); Memphis, Tennessee ('oh God, I hope they bring back Elvis!'); Canada (sorry, eh?).

IN HIGH SCHOOL, VOTED MOST LIKELY TO?

Fill out nifty forms like these.

DEGREES, AWARDS, AND/OR HONORS:

So many, I can't even name them off right now.

I.Q.:

I don't wanna intimidate you all.

LAST BOOK READ:

Mathnet: 'The Case of the Smart Dummy'- Casebook #6 (a fine read!)

FAVORITE BOOK:

'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr. Seuss (eagerly waiting for the movie to come out!)

FAVORITE MOVIE:

ID4

FAVORITE ANIMAL:

Men!

FAVORITE SPORT:

Naked Mud Wrestling

FAVORITE ACTOR:

Bill Pullman (<---THE sexiest man alive...eat your heart out, George Clooney!)

FAVORITE ACTRESS:

Beverly Leech ('cause Gee Dubs says so!)

FAVORITE SAYING:

'Whatever...' and 'Don't go there!'

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT:

Puking on a rather good looking guy in South America (with whom I was staying). Pollo loco!

BEST FRIEND:

Hmm...me! (I read that book, you know, 'How to be Your Own Best Friend')

WORST ENEMY:

J.C.H. (Redrum!)

BIGGEST THRILL:

Web Surfing for cheap thrills!

TURN ONS:

Gee Dubs...ooh, babeeeeee!

TURN OFFS:

The power button.

OUTSTANDING PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTIC:

Mis orejas...ay ay ay!

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?

Claiming my Nobel Peace Prize, Oscar, Emmy Award and Pulitzer.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?

Time's 'Woman of the Year'. Also being put into the Guiness Book of World Records for 'Biggest Plethora of Awards Won by a Single Human Being...'

IF YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE, WHAT ONE ITEM WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO SAVE?

My computer.

WHY WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO SAVE THIS RATHER THAN SOMETHING ELSE?

I could remain up-to-date with this site. Besides, I don't wanna have to re-install all that software!

EMBARRASSING PERSONAL CONFESSION THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW:

I peed on Holly Hobbie when I was little.

GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT:

Waking up after a 'good' night's sleep.

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF MARILYN VOS SAVANT?

Hey you dummy! C'mon, you're not fooling anyone, you know! 'Parade' around my ass!

WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF MAINE?

Red Lobster?

FAVORITE FOOD:

Just about anything, as long as it doesn't come from the sea.

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY:

  Sundown! (Let the games begin!).

WORST TIME OF DAY:

Any time of day. I'm a night owl, you know.

CHUNKY OR CREAMY:

  Chunky. It's just better.

MARY ANNE OR GINGER:

Gilligan! Geez, you think I'm some sorta homo or something. Besides, I liked Gilligan's nifty hat. Hey, Skipper!

LAST THING I'D WANT TO HEAR ON A CROWDED ELEVATOR:

"Hey, I just switched to Sprint's 'Dime-A-Minute' plan!"