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Q) Why do fools fall in love? -Sincerely, The Fool

A) Actually, we can not answer this question from personal experience, since, if you have been paying attention, you'd realise that both Mr. Gee Dubs and Ms. Jilly Berry are quite extraordinarily bright human beings, and hence, no fools...
     However we have done some research and we can therefore give you an answer.
     If one wants to discover why fools fall in love, the best way to go about it is to obviously ask fools who are in love. Where better to find such people than in the good ol' phonebook? We therefore spent the better part of an hour contacting fools, and asking them why they had fallen in love. (You'd be surprised how many fools are in the book! We only asked those listed as Mr. and Mrs. Saves time...)
     Our first contact was Stanley and Frieda Fool. Why had Stan fallen in love with Frieda? "She had some major league hooters!" was his reply.
     Why did Frieda fall for Stanley: "He had a good income potential..." was her reply.
     We next checked with Fred and Wilma Fool.
     Fred: "Simple, great looking ass!"
     Wilma: "Nice car."
     Frank and Kathie Lee Fool.
     Frank: "Her youth and beauty."
     Kathy Lee: "His high moral standards and assurances that I was the only one for him..."
     Betty and Barney Fool.
     Barney: "Her great looks!"
     Betty: "He bought me things!"
     So, in answer to your question, 'why do fools fall in love?' Well, for the same reasons as everyone else, it appears.
     And oh yes, Gee Dubs also took the opportunity to try selling worthless raffle tickets to these people, so to presuppose your next question, yes, it's true, a fool and their money are indeed, soon parted...

Aah, the 80's rocked!

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